Now then, I’m a proper Kirkella lad, born and bred in this quiet little village in Humberside. Kirkella’s a posh spot, mind you, tucked near Hull with lovely green spaces and big houses. If you’re after a fuck buddy round ‘ere, it’s a discreet place to meet someone for a bit of no-strings fun. There’s a few local pubs like The Beech Tree where you might chat someone up over a pint. Or, if you’re tech-savvy, check out Snapchat Sexting to connect online first. Just keep it on the down-low, aye!